they saw the opportunity
and they fucking seized it.
here’s a fun fact get the fuck away from me
Do you know what everyone says about you? They say you’re a homeschooled jungle freak who’s a less hot version of me.
a relationship is like a house
if a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
unless that house is a lying whore
then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
How can I not reblog this!?
LAND OF THE FREE
HOME OF THE PRETTY
AND THE PINK CROC’S PINK GLARE
THE HATERS BURSTING IN AIR,
GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT
THAT NO FUCKS WERE GAVE THERE